Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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