their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.