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• (517): View more from Michigan

  careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus

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• (518): View more from New York

  Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.

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  These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It was like getting head from an anaconda

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (516): View more from New York

  Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY

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• (619): View more from California

  Maybe he injected his testicle?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...

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