I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
