She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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