dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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