question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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