I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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