Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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