So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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