I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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