i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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