You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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