my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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