Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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