First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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