is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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