Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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