Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
wow bdsm is so cute
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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