how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once