I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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