Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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