i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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