just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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