your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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