Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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