They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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