you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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