It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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