I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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