my sisters under your porch take her home
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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