worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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