Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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