My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do you remember whose house we're in?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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