worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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