Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
nutella sex= disaster
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
How does one acquire holy water?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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