I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
