I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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