Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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