im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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