FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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