my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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