I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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