Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
