You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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