he shaved USA in his pubs
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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