Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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