out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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