nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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