Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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