Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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