I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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