broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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