I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i came on her dog
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If I die, sorry about rent.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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