There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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