At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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