I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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