Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
