Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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